Wednesday, April 25, 2012

I am officially legalizing Polyandry in America!!!


Polyandry - refers to a form of marriage in which a woman has two or more husbands at the same time........


Ladies, come join the team.....


Polyandry have existed in most of the societies during different time periods. Though generally people think of monogamy as the "normal" form of marriage, most cultures around the world have practiced some form of polygamy. One might even say the current practice of frequent divorce and remarrying is a form of polygamy or rather, serial monogamy.



At one time or another, Polyandry has been practiced in Tibet, the Canadian Artic, northern parts of Nepal, Nigeria, Bhutan, parts of India (Rajasthan, Ladakh, Zanskar), Nymba, some regions of Yunnan, Sichuan regions of China, Mosuo people in China, some Sub-Saharan Africian such as the Maasai people in Kenya, northern Tanzania and American indigenous communities. Even The Guanches, the first known inhabitants of the Canary Islands, practiced polyandry until their disappearance.


Polyandry is still practiced in Ladakh, Lahaul-Spiti and Jaunsar Bawar in the Dehradun district in Uttarkhand, an Indian state in the foothill of Himalayas. These people trace their origin from the Pandavas of Mahabharata who shared a common wife Draupadi.

 
(Left - Draupadi at far right with her five husbands, the Pandavas.)
                                                                     


Now that is just damn SEXY!!

 
Polyandry was practiced for a few reasons: to retain aristocratic titles or agricultural lands within kin groups, frequent absence for long periods, gender imbalance, property distribution and recognition or simply culture.


A form of polygamy that's even rarer is when a society allows a couple to take both multiple husbands and multiple wives. The Amazon Zoe tribe (a native tribe in the State of Para, Municipality of Obidos, on the Cuminapanema River, Brazil) is one tribe that still practices this type of polygamy. Essentially, the practice of this society combines polygamy and polyandry in the same marriage structure.


Who the fuck told the Sumerian King Urukagina of Lagash to abolish the custom in his country......???


Why are we confined to just one husband?


Is this the reason why the divorce rate is 50%?


Can one man take care of all the needs of his woman? As woman we have such high standards for our men, we have many needs and expect our man to meet each and every one. Sadly, most times our needs are not met, maybe not even half of them.



I don't know about you but I have a damn list:
  • clean
  • dance
  • I like a man that can cook
  • be my best friend
  • entertain me
  • surprise me with minute and prodigious presents
  • earn me
  • be honest with me no matter what
  • respect me
  • is deeply in love with me
  • makes me laugh
  • romance me
  • wine and dine
  • has a creative imagination
  • weekend outings
  • a call to say hi
  • trips to where ever
  • foot massages
  • a cute little text
  • piggy back rides once in a while (don't want to break his back)
  • late night walks in the park
  • tear it the down like a wrestling match - love me so nice and slow all at the same time but know when is the right time for which
  • loves to make me smile
  • blow my back out
  • wants my cake cake cake
  • trips to the water
  • leaves the pussy throbbing for more, not sore because you don't know what the hell your doing
  • long conversations about any and everything
  • make it steam (thats actually possible)
  • make the tears run from pure bliss
  • eats it like he is in love with it
  • did i say clean
  • gives or takes head while on the highway
  • is free and shares himself with me
  • not afraid to sneak finger pop in public
  • take care of the kids
  • smart
  • not afraid to make the windows fog in a dark alley
  • not intimidated by me
  • buys flowers or lip gloss just because
  • compliments me in various ways
  • watch porn with me
  • not intimidated by sex toys
  • buys sexy and/or slutty lingerie
  • don’t mind blowing it down with me
  • drools at the sight of me and quivers with just my touch
  • did I say dance the night away
  • talks to me sweetly and understands that I am sensitive
  • manly enough to stand up for himself and let his voice be heard (only when needed)
  • classy enough to attend a wine tasting with me
  • enjoy the Art of Dance and accompany me when Alvin Ailey has a Grand performance
  • can wear tims and a hoodie then change into a suit all in the same day
    motivated
  • a hustler
  • be my everything and get the same
  • knows how to be humble when he is in the wrong
  • can talk about a variety of topics
  • stimulates me mentally, spiritually, physically, emotionally
  • fashionable
  • knows that when he gives his all he will get nothing less in return
  • simply puts a 100% into our relationship

Do you get my drift?? Now I know that men are not robots but alot of men get comfortable and just damn lazy. They do so much to get you but not even half to keep you.


Now you know damn well there is no one man that can cover all of the above and/or more of what I may have left out. I must be honest and say that I came close to finding the man that can actually cover alot of the above. I don't know why but somewhere down the road things tend to get boring, a routine, no sugar and spice. Men keep it spicy, hot and interesting....


Who wants to live their life bored or feeling like their needs are not being met. This is when and/or why people grow apart; why the Divorce Court is so overloaded. I wont even began to touch on the topic of far too many broken homes. One man just refuses or doesn't have it in him to keep the relationship interesting. The solution is simply Polyandry.


Make careful and strategic choices when selecting the husbands and co-husbands to assure that all of your needs will be met.


I truly see the beauty in this video below......



 
Lets go the Polyandrous way!

2 comments:

  1. Men are more then just pets for woman to fulfill there every whim, most of the benefit listed cater to your emotions but not the emotions of the men who you want to love you unconditionally.You are confined by you and you only if you wish to have more then one man you are more then welcomed in fact most woman do when their single...there are many books written that say there is need for men and woman to force marriage and more times then not woman look for marriage when men dont... so it seems woman look for this commitment more then men?? muslims are allowed more then one wife but its not as easy as getting your needs met its also meeting the needs of your spouses are you prepared to met the needs of the many different men you choose???

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  2. swm from canada this is good news in canada men out number women

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